Windows 93 Crazy Error | Top-Rated

FATAL: The mouse cursor has divorced the mouse. It now identifies as a spinning CD-ROM from 1994. Please insert your childhood to continue.

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Windows 93 will now restart in 3 seconds… 3… 2… 1.5… π… A grape… FATAL: The mouse cursor has divorced the mouse

⏣ SYSTEM ERROR: SANITY NOT FOUND ⏣ Please reinstall the ‘90s and try again. Want this as a fake pop-up HTML widget (like the actual Windows 93 desktop prank) or as a printable zine page? Would you like to: [ OK ] [

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[ EXPLODING LOGO.EXE has stopped working ] Reason: It worked too hard. It’s tired of being an icon. It wants to be a frog now.

Just kidding. We’re going to play a MIDI of “Axel F” forever instead.