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Valerian is not a bad movie to hate; it is a frustrating movie because it comes so close to greatness. Every frame is filled with the love Besson has for the source material. The world of Alpha feels lived-in, dangerous, and magical. But a city of a thousand planets is a setting, not a story. Without a hero to root for or a plot that surprises, the film remains a gorgeous, expensive corpse. It is a testament to the idea that in cinema, the heart must always be more important than the hologram. For all its thousands of planets, the film forgets to populate them with a single soul.

Ultimately, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets serves as a cautionary tale about the limits of CGI. Critics and audiences often blame the film’s box office failure on poor marketing or the rise of superhero fatigue, but the reality is simpler: the audience did not connect with the protagonist. In science fiction, the alien worlds are only as interesting as the human (or humanoid) eyes through which we see them. The Fifth Element worked because Bruce Willis’s weary, blue-collar Korben Dallas grounded the insanity. Star Wars worked because Luke Skywalker wanted to get off his rock to find adventure. Valerian, by contrast, is already at the top of his game; he has no arc, no vulnerability, and no charm. Valerian.and.The.City.of.A.Thousand.Planets.201...

However, the moment the film asks the audience to listen and care, it collapses. The central problem is the casting and characterization of the titular hero, Major Valerian (Dane DeHaan). Designed as a swaggering, cocky space cowboy in the vein of Han Solo, DeHaan instead delivers a performance that is unintentionally petulant and uncharismatic. His Valerian is less a daring agent and more a spoiled teenager who has read a book about seduction. The narrative repeatedly halts for him to aggressively proposition his partner, Laureline (Cara Delevingne), who, in a saner script, would have filed a sexual harassment complaint with the galactic federation. The chemistry between the leads is non-existent; Delevingne’s Laureline appears perpetually exhausted by her partner’s advances, which makes the film’s insistence that they are a romantic duo feel deeply uncomfortable rather than endearing. Valerian is not a bad movie to hate;