Don't stop. Ever. If you have less than 10 War Factories by minute 8, you are playing too slow. Hotkey them all to "Ctrl+1". Spam Rhino Tanks. Not Apocalypse Tanks. Rhinos. Speed kills.

When work is stressful, when the internet is slow, or when you just want to see a base (a crushed, pulverized, smoking crater), fire up the Soviets, queue the Kirovs, and let the total destruction begin.

Do not micro-manage. Do not dodge the Grand Cannons. Select all tanks. Right-click the center of their base. Look away. When you look back, either their Construction Yard is gone, or your entire army is ash. There is no in-between.

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