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CAPTAIN ED HOCKEN (60s, ulcer) rubs his temples. NORBERG (30s, earnest) adjusts a microwave-sized “surveillance computer.”

Frank shoves his hands in his pockets. His pants immediately fall down. He pulls them up, trips over a mooring cleat, and crashes into a stack of barrels labeled The Naked Gun - From The Files Of Police Squad-...

Vex laughs. She presses the button. The missile launches—straight up. Then it sputters. Tilts. And crashes into a seafood restaurant two blocks away. CAPTAIN ED HOCKEN (60s, ulcer) rubs his temples

That’s… a very aggressive juice box. CAPTAIN ED HOCKEN (60s

And now, kids, the police officer is here to save the day!