The Last Man On Earth Episode 2 < 2024 >

A SHADOW rounds the corner. It’s a human figure... riding a unicycle. And beating a bass drum strapped to their chest.

Sunrise. Phil stands on the roof in his bathrobe. He looks terrified. He takes a deep breath. the last man on earth episode 2

He stands up, drunkenly sways, and SCREAMS into the empty sky. A SHADOW rounds the corner

INT. PHIL'S MANSION (THE ONE HE SQUATTED IN) - DAY you’ll never repopulate the Earth!

PHIL (singing, badly and emotionally) And Iiiiiiiii... will always... loooove yoooooou...

The person leans forward. It’s another WOMAN. She looks calm. Clinical. She smiles.

PHIL (shouting) Wait! If you kill me, you’ll never repopulate the Earth!