The Golden Girls — - Season 4

No, you don’t understand. That ruby is a priceless 18th-century forgery. It was stolen from a Venetian countess in 1923. Interpol has been looking for it for sixty years. If you wear that in public, you’ll be arrested for possession of stolen goods.

Rose, the Sicilian Squirrel died in 1972. He choked on a Cracker Jack prize he’d been hiding in his cheek for twenty years. The Golden Girls - Season 4

She’s a crazy old lady who’s usually right. And frankly, you don’t have the pallor of a museum curator. You have the pallor of a man who rents tuxedos by the hour. No, you don’t understand