Grug tries to “invent” the selfie by holding a flat rock to his face. The screen shows his nostril.
The film begins. The Crood family huddles in a pitch-black cave. GRUG (Nicolas Cage), the father, scratches a new rule on the wall with a claw: “Anything new is bad.” His voice is a gravelly whisper. The Croods 2013 Dvd
The screen blasts neon blue. Smurfette is kidnapped in Paris. Neil Patrick Harris looks confused. A live-action cat hisses. Max laughs at a fart joke involving Gargamel. Kai stares blankly. Grug tries to “invent” the selfie by holding
A red siren flashes. A stern British voice: “You wouldn’t steal a handbag. You wouldn’t steal a car.” A montage of shadowy figures burning DVDs. Kai covers his eyes. The screen cuts to black. MAIN FEATURE: THE CROODS (2013) The Crood family huddles in a pitch-black cave
The family reaches “TOMORROW.” A beach. Sun. Sand. Grug builds a clumsy porch. Guy kisses Eep. Belt does the beatbox again. The camera pulls back to reveal the Croods’ cave now sitting on the shore—a boat.