Here are the lyrics, followed by a concise review of its humor, structure, and utility. **(Spoken intro: "One of the most painful times of the year...")
The kid's got a new toy ( "Make it stop!" )
Finding a parking space (... "Go around the block!" ) song 12 pains of christmas lyrics hit
It sounds like you're looking for the lyrics to by Bob Rivers (a parody of "The 12 Days of Christmas"), along with a useful review of the song.
Useful Review Overall Verdict: A classic, cynical antidote to sappy holiday music. Highly recommended for office parties, family gatherings (with thick skin), or anyone who's ever cursed a tangled string of lights. Here are the lyrics, followed by a concise
Folding wrapping paper ( "It's stuck to itself!" )
The Salvation Army guy ( "I gave at the office!" ) Useful Review Overall Verdict: A classic, cynical antidote
The Christmas spirit ( "Ho-ho-ho... I hate this." )