CINDY BRUTUS (40s, hair in a frantic bun, wearing a housecoat that has seen things ) moves like a caffeinated cheetah. She does not walk. She deploys .
SPLAT.
Here is the story, told at . TITLE: THE SMUDGE PROTOCOL CINDY BRUTUS (40s, hair in a frantic bun,
Cindy hoses a garden gnome with the pressure setting labeled “PAIN.” She is mid-scrub when a rustle interrupts her chi. CINDY BRUTUS (40s