The film opens not with a roaring stadium, but with a whisper. "The Sixth Brother," known simply as Sing (Stephen Chow), walks out of the Shaolin Monastery after decades of training. His five brothers have dispersed into the mundane world: one works as a janitor, another as a line cook, one as a toilet attendant. They have traded their Qi for quiet desperation.

Sing, however, clings to the old ways. He believes Shaolin Kung Fu can save the world. Or, at the very least, make it spin a little faster.

Before we analyze the "Steel Leg" vs. "Iron Head" finals or the tragic backstory of "Light Weight" Manny, we must first go back to the beginning. To the moment a discarded shoe changed the world.

As the sun sets on the dusty pitch, Fung looks at his team. They are dirty, exhausted, and disqualified from three local leagues. But for the first time in a decade, he smiles.