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"The youth are terrified of getting old, and the middle-aged are bored," says Dr. Lena Pierce, a pop culture sociologist. "The Granny Gang offers a third option: irreverence. They represent the ultimate freedom. They have survived loss, illness, and societal pressure. Now, they simply don't care. Watching them is a form of aspirational entertainment. We all want the confidence of a woman who wears neon leggings to a funeral because 'Grandpa loved color.'" We are an entertainment empire disguised as a liability