Sam — And Cat Matthew

See? He gets it.

(nods slowly) I like him. He’s honest. But can he eat raw bacon at 3 a.m.?

Sam and Cat are in their apartment. Dice is on the couch. A new character, MATTHEW (16, polite but awkward, carrying a large binder), knocks on the door. sam and cat matthew

Yay! A new friend! We’ll call you Matt-Matt-Science-Pants!

(smirks) Welcome to the bunker, Matthew. You’re in charge of garbage duty and not crying when I throw a fork at your head for fun. He’s honest

Here’s a solid text based on the prompt "Sam and Cat Matthew," keeping it in the tone of the show Sam & Cat . The Matthew Maneuver

(stomps over) Let me see the fine print. (Reads from her phone) “Tough, fry-loving bad girl and perky redhead seek third roommate. Must tolerate violence, singing, and spontaneous pillow fights.” You in? Dice is on the couch

(flips to another page) Under “odd skills” — I once ate a whole raw potato for a dare. Does that count?