Whiskers sighs, walks into the light, and does the most humiliating thing a cat can do: he belly-crawls toward the Roomba, meowing a pathetic “help me” cry.
Whiskers, a sleek tuxedo cat, wakes up inside a white void. A floating UI panel reads: SIMULATION v.9.4 — OBJECTIVE: COEXIST. ratty catty simulator
“You coming?” Whiskers asks.
A human voice, off-screen: “Honey, why is the cat sleeping next to the rat hole?” Whiskers sighs, walks into the light, and does
The Roomba explodes into confetti.