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DAVE (nods, writes) “Good answer.” Minus 5 weirdness points. You’re now at… negative 12.

SON Please no.

SON (15, hoodie, looking exhausted) sits on bed. -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...

SON It’s a hanger.

DAVE (Smiles slightly) That’s how my points work. Lights out in 4 minutes. I’ll be watching through the keyhole. DAVE (nods, writes) “Good answer

It looks like you’re trying to generate or request a specific with the title/format: "-NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -…" Since Pastebin often hosts raw text scripts for skits, animations, or YouTube sketches, here’s a short original script written in that style — a “weird strict dad” comedy scene, formatted for Pastebin-style sharing. Title: Weird Strict Dad – Bedroom Inspection Style: Short comedy skit Tone: Absurd, overbearing, strangely specific rules SCENE START

DAVE Turn to page 304. Subsection B: “Eye contact while receiving critique.” SON (15, hoodie, looking exhausted) sits on bed

Dave pulls out a laminated 70-page binder labeled “HOUSE LAWS (2025 EDITION).”