Filed under: Neighborhood relations / Bad ideas that somehow worked

0700 hours – Target (codename: H.A.N.) exits residence wearing athletic gear and carrying a boxing mitt. This is unusual. Standard morning routine involves aggressively perfect espresso making, not physical combat equipment.

Codename: Hot Ass Neighbor 7 Jab Agent: [REDACTED] Date: [REDACTED] Status: Mildly compromised by charm