We are living in a Golden Age of entertainment. Seriously. Walk into any coffee shop, and you’ll overhear arguments about whether The Last of Us did the video game justice or if Succession ’s finale was a masterclass or a cop-out.

Why? Because a masterpiece ends. You watch Chernobyl once, you feel terrible for a week, and you cancel your subscription.

Yet, despite having access to the deepest, most cinematic storytelling in human history, most of us come home from work, scroll for 22 minutes, and put on The Office for the 47th time.