-update- -eshop- — Moonscars Switch Nsp

“Okay,” Greta whispered. “Creepy. But cool.”

The download took seven minutes. She transferred the NSP to her SD card, installed it via Goldleaf, and ignored the strange error: “Signature patch required for DLC_Unknown.” She applied the patch. The Switch screen flickered—once, twice—then the Moonscars icon morphed. The usual cover art of Grey Irma holding a moon-sword was replaced by a mirror. And in the mirror, Irma’s face was Greta’s. Moonscars Switch NSP -Update- -eShop-

Greta did the only thing she could think of. She grabbed the Switch, ran to the kitchen, and shoved the entire console into a pot of leftover soup. Miso broth sloshed over the screen. The console sparked, hissed, and died. “Okay,” Greta whispered

She never played a leaked game again.

“No,” Greta breathed. “Stop.”