The word Jungian turned green. Then red. Then purple. Spellcheck suggested: "Jungleian? Fungian? Or perhaps you meant to type 'RELEASE THE CLOWNS'?"
Zane printed his essay. The printer output seven copies, even though he only clicked once. The extra six were in Wingdings. microsoft office 2007 highly compressed
The results were a swamp of blinking banners and download buttons that lied. "Speed: 10 MB/s!" his modem screamed in sarcasm. He clicked through three fake "Download Now" buttons before landing on a forum called Warezoasis . The background was animated flames. The font was Comic Sans. The word Jungian turned green
Zane does not plug the computer back in. He writes all his essays by hand now. In cursive. With a pen that has no USB port. microsoft office 2007 highly compressed