Train Embarkation -v1.0.0- -cat Language- - Meet

The – a rumbling, purring serpent of steel and warm sunbeams – is now boarding at Platform 9 & ¾ of your Dream Sock. Version 1.0.0 is not a mere update. It is a re-birth . Previous versions (beta 0.9.9 “Stuck Under the Couch”) are obsolete.

Raise your tail straight up, tip quivering like a tuning fork. This signals to the Conductor Cat (a grumpy orange tabby named Cheez-It ) that you are ready for Velocity Mode . Meet Train Embarkation -v1.0.0- -Cat Language-

Meow. This content was approved by the Feline Council of r/legalcatadvice. Violations of embarkation protocol result in being forced to wear a tiny cone for exactly 17 minutes. Do not test us. We have claws and we know how to use them at 5 AM. 🐾 The – a rumbling, purring serpent of steel