Malcolm El De Enmedio -latino- Todas Las Temp. -

The exiled eldest brother. Sent to a military-style boarding school (“Academia Militar del Desierto”) for burning down the garage. Later flees to a remote ranch, then a marriage, then a series of odd jobs. His story is about escaping the family only to realize he is the family.

The youngest (until Jamie arrives). Diego is a musical prodigy and emotional genius. He speaks in riddles, builds elaborate puppet shows about family trauma, and secretly runs a dog-walking empire. He’s the only one who understands how to manipulate Luisa with kindness. Malcolm el de Enmedio -Latino- Todas las Temp.

Jaime is born. Chaos multiplies. Malcolm starts a secret tutoring ring to earn money for the family. Frankie gets married to a wild woman named Pilar —the wedding is a disaster involving a runaway goat and a fire pit. Luisa finally softens (slightly). The exiled eldest brother

A fierce, no-nonsense mother who works as a pharmacy cashier. Luisa survived poverty in Michoacán and now runs her household like a boot camp with chilaquiles. She loves her sons brutally and honestly. No one yells with more precision. She’s also secretly proud of Malcolm’s intelligence, though she’d never admit it. His story is about escaping the family only

The middle brother (older than Malcolm). Ricky is a culinary savant trapped in a bully’s body. He can debone a chicken blindfolded but thinks “metaphor” is a type of roof tile. His arc: from school terror to line cook at a greasy spoon, finding peace in the kitchen.