(Defeated but defiant) "Fine. The tardigrade protocol requires refinement. But the theory stands. Leonard is just... a poor specimen."
Sheldon has discovered that a specific strain of tardigrades, when exposed to a precise frequency of electromagnetic radiation, can enter a state of "suspended animation so profound, it reverses cellular entropy." He believes he has found the key to low-cost human cryogenics. La Teoria del Big Bang 9x7
"It also opens beer bottles. And it has a laser. A very small, mostly decorative laser." (Defeated but defiant) "Fine