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The Characters of U.B.Funkeys

Series 1 - Wave 1

Series 1 - Wave 2

Series 2 - Funkiki Island

Speed Racer Series
Cannonball Taylor

Series 3 - Dream State Wave 1

Series 3 - Dream State Chat Funkeys

Series 3 - Dream State Wave 2

Series 4 - Hidden Realm

Funkeystown Adventure Pack
Mayor Sayso
Master Lox
Henchmen

Funkiki Island Adventure Pack
Jerry Pearl
The Pineapple King
Funkiki Native

SDCC 2008 Exclusive
Dot

Unreleased Funkeys

Taejo
Bandit


Kine Book ✰ «LIMITED»

Old Ben, her lead cow, stood at the fence line, his great head pointing not toward the barn, but toward the distant smear of gray that was the city. His eyes, the color of wet river stones, held a question Elara couldn't answer.

She sat on the porch steps, the Kine Book open on her lap. The pages were soft as skin. Her grandfather had drawn a map of their land in the margins, marking secret springs and the "whispering hollow" where the kine would gather before a storm.

She ran back to the barn. Old Ben was standing at the gate, his nose pressed between the bars. The other eleven cows were behind him, utterly silent. No mooing. No shuffling. Just twelve pairs of eyes glowing in the moonlight. kine book

Elara was the fifth generation of her family to wake to the lowing of cattle. But this morning, the sound was a mournful one.

She unlatched the gate. Old Ben walked past her without a sound, his hooves making no noise on the cracked earth. The herd followed in a single-file line, a ghost procession under the stars. Elara followed the Kine Book, following the kine. Old Ben, her lead cow, stood at the

"A kine knows the way home before the road is built. Trust the herd's silence. When they stop lowing, listen beneath."

She turned off the flashlight. In the absolute dark, she listened. The pages were soft as skin

Elara looked from the city's haze to the hollow. "The Kine Book says there's water under the hollow. Grandfather marked it with a star."


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