Why keep this? Because, as Internet Archive founder Brewster Kahle once said, “We don’t know what will be important in 100 years.” And in 2124, some digital historian will need to understand how late 20th-century children learned math via processed meat. The phrase “sausage party” also evokes the old adage: “Laws, like sausages, cease to inspire respect in proportion as we know how they are made.” Attributed to Bismarck, though probably apocryphal. The same applies to digital archives.
That’s the sausage party : the glorious, awkward, algorithmically bizarre juxtaposition of high and low, sacred and profane, educational and deeply, deeply odd. Let’s start with the literal. Search “sausage” on the Internet Archive. Go ahead. I’ll wait. internet archive sausage party
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At the Internet Archive, a single search can yield a 1970s instructional film on meatpacking (“How Sausage Is Made”), followed by a Danish pornographic film from 1998, followed by a Linux distribution, followed by a recorded lecture on Byzantine theology. Why keep this