I Dream Of | Jeannie Ctv
“I want you to say ‘sorry’ after every spell.”
Jeannie tilted her head. “You want me to… tone it down?” i dream of jeannie ctv
Turns out, CTV was rebooting I Dream of Jeannie as a meta-comedy: Genie in the Great White North . Jeannie, ripped from the 1960s, now had to navigate modern Canadian problems. Tony wasn’t an astronaut; he was a flustered producer at CTV headquarters in Toronto. And her magic? It kept freezing mid-spell, producing maple syrup instead of fireballs. “I want you to say ‘sorry’ after every spell
The man who looked like Major Tony Nelson—but carried a clipboard and a double-double from Tim Hortons—sighed. “It’s ‘Gary,’ actually. Gary the director. And you’re late. Hair and makeup, now.” Tony wasn’t an astronaut; he was a flustered
“Blink again,” Gary said, exasperated, as Jeannie accidentally turned the craft services table into a flock of Canada geese. “No—stop actually summoning geese! We have union rules about wildlife.”
And so, the show became a surprise hit. Every episode ended with Jeannie fixing a problem (a snowstorm in July, a missing moose crossing sign, a broken poutine machine) and whispering, “Sorry, Major… I mean, Tony… I mean, Gary.”
Finally, Gary pulled her aside. “Look, magic genie… you’re great. Really. But this is Canadian TV. We apologize for everything, even successful shows. We can’t afford real magic—just gentle, polite magic.”