The download link was a rainbow-colored button surrounded by ads for "HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA" and a fake captcha that took four tries. Finally, a file named GTA_V_Setup.exe (size: 148.2 MB) landed in his Downloads folder.
He clicked the mouse. A small text box appeared in the center of the screen. Gta V Low Mb Download Pc
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