Acceptance Speech Script - Father Ted

Right. Well... thank you.

First off, I’d like to thank the judging panel. That’s... brave of you. I saw the other nominees. Fantastic work altogether. Especially that fella who invented the self-warming ecumenical hot water bottle. Genius. And I lost to him in the cake competition once. So this is... unexpected. father ted acceptance speech script

Anyway. Thank you very much. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and stop Dougal from trying to "return" the award for store credit. First off, I’d like to thank the judging panel

What is this supposed to be, by the way? Is it a man holding a lamp? Or a lamp holding a man? I’ll put it next to the toilet – that’s where we keep all our best things. I saw the other nominees

So thank you. To everyone who believed in me. Including that one nun who wrote a letter saying I was "less annoying than she expected." I’ve framed it.