1x15 — Familia Moderna

"You know," she said, refilling his water. "My first boyfriend gave me a potato. Baked. He said it was 'the heart of the earth.' I cried for a week. But now? I'm a waitress. And he works at a potato factory. So really, I won."

Back at the Dunphy house, the fog cleared. The kids were asleep. Claire and Phil lay on the attic floor, staring at the broken star projector that now only showed a single, steady dot of light on the ceiling. Familia Moderna 1x15

Gloria, resplendent in a red dress that seemed to defy physics, was trying to coax Manny out of his room. "Manny, mi amor , it is Valentine's Day. You cannot break a woman's heart by not showing up." "You know," she said, refilling his water

"I'm a sexy vampire," Luke replied. "Duh." He said it was 'the heart of the earth

The problem? Lily was teething. And screaming. A sound like a tiny, furious police siren.

"Ah, but Claire!" Phil winked. "The mistletoe is already up there. From last year. It's aged , like a fine wine!"

"Deal," Phil said. Then he added, "But I'm bringing the fog machine."