Me Crazy Qartulad: Drive

Context is everything. Momakvdine literally means “you killed me,” but it is used constantly for both good and bad things. If someone tells a hilarious joke, you say Momakvdine (I’m dead). But if you forget to buy shotis puri (bread) for the third time? Your mother will sigh and say Momakvdine – meaning you are driving her to an early grave.

In Georgia, emotional expression is much more visceral. When a Georgian says you are driving them crazy, they usually mean you are disrupting their shemowmeba (patience/endurance). drive me crazy qartulad

A chaotic but cozy Georgian table filled with khinkali and wine, or a bustling Marjanishvili street scene. We’ve all been there. You love someone (or something) deeply, but in the very next moment, that same person or thing makes you want to pull your hair out. In English, we have the perfect phrase for this: “You drive me crazy.” Context is everything

(You climbed on my head, brother/sister.) But if you forget to buy shotis puri

Put your hand on your chest, sigh deeply (as Georgians do), and say:

This is the most clinical but common version. “Nervebs mishli” translates directly to “You are messing up my nerves.” It’s the Georgian version of “You are getting on my last nerve.” It works for traffic, for bureaucracy, and definitely for that one friend who is always late. The Cultural Twist: Why “Crazy” is Different in Georgia In Western culture, “You drive me crazy” is often flirty (think: Crazy in Love by Beyoncé).