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Let’s talk about the source. This wasn’t a movie; it was a war crime against compression. The resolution fluctuates between 240p and a weird, stretched 720p every time someone moves fast. Half the screen is watermarked with a Russian poker site, and the other half has a countdown timer for a credit card scam. At exactly 12 minutes and 34 seconds, the audio desyncs by a full three seconds. You will watch a “Bad Boy” punch a “Crazy Girl,” but you will hear the sound of a car door closing and a sneeze.

Unless you enjoy the sensation of having your time stolen by a Russian bot farm that has never actually seen a film, steer clear. I tried to watch this on my laptop, and now my keyboard only types in uppercase. Coincidence? I think not.

Who is the lead? No idea. IMDb has no record of this. The file name suggests it might be a composite of deleted scenes from three different movies edited together by a bot. One actor looks like a budget Daniel Wu who just lost a fight with a hair straightener. The “Crazy Girls” aren’t crazy in a fun, Harley Quinn way. They are crazy in the sense that they seem to be reading dialogue off a moving taxi window. There is a five-minute scene where nobody talks. They just stare at a broken vending machine. It is the most compelling part of the film because the vending machine actually blinks (a technical glitch? Or art?).