Dear Cousin Bill And Ted Pjkl Today

I hope this letter finds you both still卓有成效 (zhúo yǒu chéng xiào — remarkably productive) and not completely lost in the space-time continuum.

Anyway, family reunion is next month. Barb is bringing her famous potato salad that glows in the dark. Uncle Steve is threatening to recite his entire 80s mixtape playlist as slam poetry. Dear Cousin Bill And Ted Pjkl

And party on, Pjkl.

P.S. If you see a phone booth, don’t get any ideas. Again. I hope this letter finds you both still卓有成效

Bill, I heard you’ve been trying to teach your lawnmower to play air guitar. Ted, please tell me you didn’t actually trade the station wagon for a pile of vintage beanie babies. don’t get any ideas. Again. Bill

You two be excellent to each other.