“Never,” said Anya.
And that, truly, is the magic of their crazy holiday: It’s not about relaxation. It’s about returning home with scars, stories, and a legal note from the Veridian Ministry of Tourism politely asking them not to come back. dasha anya crazy holiday
The officer’s face said it all. “Would you do it again?” I asked them over Zoom, Anya wrapped in a blanket, Dasha wearing sunglasses indoors (the sulfur rash, she claimed). “Never,” said Anya