Blackadder Gisella Moretti The Holle 40 -

“Just go.”

“Oh, that’s easy, sir. It’s like when me mum used to make stew. She’d put in a whole chicken, a turnip, and a brick. After ten hours, you couldn’t find the brick. Just… essence of brick.”

(Slowly turning to Blackadder) “Your batman has just summarized advanced quantum matrix inversion. I am horrified. And impressed.” blackadder gisella moretti the holle 40

“Wonderful. So we have a lunatic Italian weapon that turns tanks into paperweights, a batman who understands physics by way of stew, and the Germans are 400 yards away preparing a massive offensive. What’s the plan?”

(Lights a cigarette with shaking hands) “No, sir. We’ve just set the bar. Tomorrow, they’ll want one that does the whole Western Front in one go. And I’ll be the one holding the bloody filament.” “Just go

(Stunned) “By Jove. We’ve won.”

“Certainly! It’s a family heirloom. My father wore it while shooting tigers. From a howdah. On a camel.” After ten hours, you couldn’t find the brick

“That, sir, is the sound of the war ending. Or us all being turned into very small, very shiny cubes.”