Ben Dover: English Muffins 1

But for years, thanks to a collective brain glitch and a middle school level of humor, half of America has called them “Ben Dover” English muffins. Say it fast. "Got any Ben Dover muffins?" You laugh. You point. You feel clever. Meanwhile, the actual English muffin sits on the shelf, weeping buttery tears, wondering why it gets dragged into a pun war.

Let’s fix that. And while we’re at it, let’s give these griddled circles of joy the respect they deserve. ben dover english muffins 1

In Defense of the English Muffin (And Why You’ve Been Saying “Ben Dover” Your Whole Life) But for years, thanks to a collective brain

Let’s get one thing straight right now. I am not talking about a gentleman from across the pond who performs questionable comedy routines. I am talking about —the nookiest, cranniest, most unfairly slandered bread product in the history of the breakfast aisle. You point