Beach Mama And My Nuki Nuki Summer Vacation - M... -

"IS THAT A FIFTY-DOLLAR SUNSCREEN MURAL?!" she shrieked.

We arrived at Crescent Cove, a tiny beach town with a rickety pier and the best shaved ice this side of the highway. Beach Mama had a laminated schedule: 9 AM sandcastle engineering, 11 AM snorkel safety drill, 2 PM sunscreen reapplication (mandatory). She blew her whistle at seagulls. Beach Mama and My Nuki Nuki Summer Vacation - M...

"Did Nuki Nuki tell you to write that?" she asked. "IS THAT A FIFTY-DOLLAR SUNSCREEN MURAL

But I had other plans. My secret weapon was Nuki Nuki—my worn-out stuffed sea otter. His fur was matted, one eye was a loose button, and he smelled faintly of old saltwater taffy. Mom wanted to leave him home. "He's a hygiene hazard," she said. I smuggled him in my beach bag. She blew her whistle at seagulls

Day three: Instead of "marine biology identification," Nuki Nuki and I built a driftwood fort for hermit crabs. Day four: We ditched snorkel drill to chase ghost crabs at dusk. Day five: I used Mom’s expensive zinc sunscreen to draw a giant Nuki Nuki face on the sand. From our balcony, Beach Mama saw it.

The summer I turned twelve, my mom declared herself "Beach Mama." She bought a neon-yellow sunhat, a matching flip-flop mat, and a whistle she wore around her neck like a lifeguard. Her mission: to make this the most organized, fun-filled, sand-free vacation ever.

The next morning, Beach Mama left her whistle in the condo. We ate ice cream for breakfast, built a lopsided sand volcano, and let the sunscreen wear off naturally. Nuki Nuki sat between us, watching the sun melt into the sea.