Image Doctor was the healer. Spot Lifter. Scratch Remover. Skin Tamer. I felt a strange tenderness using it—cleaning up scans of my mother’s old photographs, removing the white flecks of age from her childhood in the 70s. Even in the midst of all this digital vandalism, there was room to fix things.
The first night, I lost myself in Eye Candy 5. Chrome. I took a photo of a rusty swing set in my backyard and turned the chains into liquid mercury. Fire. I set a simple white sans-serif word—"LOST"—ablaze with eight different flame types: guttering torch, jet engine, hellfire. Bevel Boss. God, the bevels. Suddenly, every amateur logo I’d ever made could be extruded, lit from three angles, and shadowed like a god of late-90s web design.
It was 2010, and for a certain breed of digital artist, the name "Alien Skin" wasn't a sci-fi B-movie. It was a key. A skeleton key that unlocked a particular kind of gritty, grunge-drenched, retro-future aesthetic that Photoshop’s native filters could only dream of.
At least until the counterfeit warning popped up again.