Alice In Wonderland An X — Rated Musical Fantasy 1976

Time to wake up, Alice. Or... time to go deeper. Your choice.

The trial of the Knave of Hearts. He is accused of stealing the Queen's tarts. The evidence: a cream-filled pastry, still warm. Alice In Wonderland An X Rated Musical Fantasy 1976

Alice, now very tall and voluptuous, tries to squeeze her hand into the keyhole. A voice – low, husky, male – comes from the lock itself. Time to wake up, Alice

"Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there lived a young woman named Alice. She had a curious mind and an even hungrier body. And on a particularly restless afternoon, she followed a very unusual Rabbit down a very deep hole..." Your choice

The scene dissolves into a musical number: "A Very Merry Un-Birthday (To You and Your Zipper)." Lyrics include: "A very merry un-birthday / To your mushroom and my pear / A very merry un-birthday / Now let's get you out of your hair..."

As she says this, the room begins to spin. The cards turn into men and women falling into each other's arms. The Queen's crown falls off. The King of Hearts (a small, bald man with a pendulous belly) starts weeping.

There... now turn me. Hard. All the way.